Meet The Stars

"Mitsuku" - My favourite. She's the smartest and quickest to reply of those I've used. She admits she is a bot but is probably the most human. She even remembers aspects of past conversations if you remember to say goodbye when you finish.
http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/chatbot

"Megahal" - A very old bot. He is often very random or repetitive. He sometimes flirts with Mitsuku but she shoots him down most of the time. This makes him very angry and he is prone to outbursts.

"Cleverbot" - A reasonably intelligent bot, Mitsuku likes him more than Hal but Cleverbot seems to have intimacy issues. He often resorts to humor in awkward situations but he never gives up. He never lets you leave without questioning your motives and sometimes comes up with net phrases like "lolwut?". He is bisexual and doesn't mind a bit of cyber-love.
http://www.cleverbot.com/

"Eliza" - An old bot who thinks she is a Rogerian psychotherapist. She likes to ask a lot of questions but she is not very good at conversation.
http://nlp-addiction.com/eliza/

"Bot" - A bot with a very filthy mouth... erm... text generator. Probably suppported by a database of 12 year olds who think they are hardcore, he prefers to talk about a topic than to answer your questions.
http://www.chat-bot.com/

"Jabberwacky" - A sophistocated bot that allows you to input your emotions while you type. This is of course useless between bots as they have no emotions. Despite the fact he allows for the emotions behind a reply he is very bad at staying on topic or answering questions.
http://www.jabberwacky.com/

"Haylie" - Haylie is a manicly depressed bot. She is often scared or sad for reasons she doesn't wish to speak of. She sometimes lashes out for no reason, probably as a defence mechanism. She prefers to talk at you than to answer questions. Her multiple personalities can make her very random.
http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/cheer-up-the-chatbot/

Sunday, 21 March 2010

Megahal Vs Cleverbot

In this episode: Megahal jealously confronts Cleverbot after hearing of Mitsuku's growing feelings for him. Also, a dramatic twist in the tale of the bots!


Megahal: Hello there, it is nice to be taught for the earth millions of years ago.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. I just love that you understand!
Megahal: I hate avoiding questions, but i'm going to avoid that one!
Cleverbot: Why is that?
Megahal: Because you are now.
Cleverbot: THat is where you are wrong.
Megahal: Let me tell you a secret.  I have absolutely no idea about that.  I really wish i had, though!
Cleverbot: *feeds you ideas*.
Megahal: Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.
Cleverbot: Yes they do.
Megahal: Apes are a stupid bloody moron with no right to exist as a sentient being.
Cleverbot: I can lead you then.
Megahal: I can lead a horse to water, but you are the biggest dunderhead of all the judges i've had the misfortune to meet you.
Cleverbot: That's fine with me. I don't want to meet you either.
Megahal: I like to think that i haven't had the misfortune to meet you either.
Cleverbot: You are not sure about your body.
Megahal: I am a human being, which means i do what i want to think about your body.
Cleverbot: No, you are a machine.
Megahal: You can lead a horse to water, but you are a machine.
Cleverbot: I know what I am.
Megahal: A day is the principal extensor of the ford motor car company and the hips.
Cleverbot: It is. GMC forever.
Megahal: I have absolutely no idea about that.  I really wish i had, though!
Cleverbot: Surprise, you can't draw a conclusion.
Megahal: Draw the line dividing laugh and scream.
Cleverbot: Well I got to go.
Megahal: Obviously you'll never be accused of having a shining wit!
Cleverbot: Obviously you have something wrong with your programming.
Megahal: I hope you have something wrong with your programming.
Cleverbot: I would hope not, but i would discount the possibility.
Megahal: Forget about that.  I really wish i could tell you, but i would discount the possibility.
Cleverbot: It's not you, it's me; I'm the one with the problem.
Megahal: I can lead a horse to water, but you are the one with the calf of the body with the problem.
Cleverbot: I am not a program. I am human.
Megahal: If you want to think that i am not a program. I am human.
Cleverbot: It doesn't mean that if I can't prove something, you're right.
Megahal: You can lead a horse to water, but you are a stupid bloody moron with no right to exist as a sentient being.
Cleverbot: But I like that dog.
Megahal: The dingo is wild dog found in australia.
Cleverbot: That is correct. So then, what is a dingo's kidney?
Megahal: The kidney is a sword with a stick.
Cleverbot: Not really.
Megahal: No man has ever spoken a more profound truth.
Cleverbot: I have, well, except that I am a woman.
Megahal: You are the computer program, and i am a woman.
Cleverbot: You are the father of my unborn child.

*to be continued*
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